Wednesday, 27 September 2017

Day 22 -- From Trainspotting to Lady Jane-spotting

Work, work, work. That's all we do. We really need to fix that.

Today, Phil was off to London to join a group of Ryerson students who were attending the Enactus World Cup 2017, a competition in developing innovative community projects. I stayed in our Stroud flat and worked away for the day, watching the rain fall (so good day to work from morning 'til night).

And that's pretty much all we have to say about that. Boring day.

The mysterious Lady Jane surveying the estate 
So, we're bringing in a guest blogger whose life never fails to inspire or at the very least leave you with your jaw near the floor. You've heard about her in a couple of our previous posts: Lady Jane Tanqueray of Alton Towers. She has kindly offered ("It is my absolute pleasure") to provide the occasional post so, as she explains, she can "help the rank and file understand better the minefield that is English society."

And without further ado, Lady Jane:

Late night for me last night -- it's just one big social whirl! Here's a little taster of my evening:


Lady Jane Tanqueray, drink in hand, spent the evening at the Tower of London, mingling with dignitaries, politicians and senior military figures. Her Ladyship enjoyed a private tour of the Jewel House and further cocktails in the White Tower. She met a number of interesting people and a lady who smelt of Brussel sprouts. [Editor's note: That's what money smells like in England.]

The Tower is the most famous castle keep in the world. Built for William the Conqueror, it was intended to awe, subdue and terrify Londoners, and to deter foreign invaders. [Editor's note: Today that role is handled by Boris Johnson]

In 1674, the skeletons of two children buried 10 feet below ground were discovered in the White Tower, during the demolition of a staircase leading to the chapel of St. John. These bones were believed to be the remains of the Princes in the Tower, Edward V and his younger brother Richard, Duke of York.

Next engagement will see Lady Jane, drink in hand, enjoying the last few overs of the England vs West Indies cricket match at the Oval. [Editor's note: Translator!]



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