"Lady Jane, drink in hand, boarded her British Airways flight, turning left at the aircraft door.... She sat next to a lady who proceeded to eat her way across the Atlantic, cracking open her first packet of Hula Hoops before the wheels had left the runway. Eight hours, two films, three white wines and a gin later, Lady Jane arrived in Barbados [Editor's note: some eat their way across the Atlantic, others drink...which kind of flyer are you?]
"After huge confusion over an expired driving licence, which almost resulted in Lady Jane spending the night in jail, she arrived at her rental property. Clearly in need of a drink, Lady Jane began her one woman mission to reverse the fortunes of the Barbados Rum Distillers Association, whilst Carolyn the housekeeper explained the provenance of the apartment. Her brother in law bought the property from a member of Simple Plan, the Montreal rock group [Editor's note: there's always a Canadian connection]. At this point, Lady Jane threw herself into the guitar-shaped swimming pool.
"In what can only be described as coincidence of monumental proportions Carolyn the housekeeper turned out to be a Canadian. From Montreal. Who moved to Toronto. Who took evening classes at Ryerson. [Editor's note: we're everywhere!]
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