Day 69 - A blog about "nothing".

Today I agreed to write the blog about a day in which we did nothing (apologies to the great Larry David for my paraphrasing).

PHIL: Angela, I think I can sum up today for our Blog with one word: NOTHING.

ANGELA: Nothing?

PHIL: (Smiling) Nothing.

ANGELA: (Unimpressed) What does that mean?

PHIL: Today's blog is about nothing. You see, it's just like life. You know, you eat, you go shopping, you read.. You eat, you read, You go shopping.

ANGELA: All right, tell me, tell me about the stories. What kind of stories?

PHIL: Oh, no. No stories.

ANGELA: No stories? So, what is it?

PHIL: Well for example, what'd you do today?

ANGELA: I got up and sat down to work.

PHIL: There's our blog. That's a blog.

ANGELA: (Confused) How is that a blog? Does something happen while I am working?

PHIL: No, no, no. Nothing happens.

ANGELA: Well, why would anyone read it?

PHIL: Because it's in the blog.

ANGELA: (Threatening) Not yet.

Eventually Angela capitulated so I am going to write about nothing.

Nothing (as defined by Google dictionary)

pronoun 1. not anything; no single thing  "I said nothing" synonyms: not a thing, not a single thing, not anything, nothing at all, nil, zero

adjective informal 1. having no prospect of progress; of no value.  "he had a series of nothing jobs"

adverb 1. not at all. "a man who cared nothing for her"

Origin: Old english from "nan thing"

Translated:  لا شىء (Arabic), rien (French), nichts (German),  שׁוּם דָבָר (Hebrew), ekkert (Icelandic), kitu (Swahili), No Uzbek translation found.

That's it....."Nothing" more.